An introduction

To understand me and my insanity, you need to know some of my background.

Born: April 8, 1971 (Holy Thursday...home from the hospital on Easter Sunday)
Hometown: Sulphur, LA
Plot: Was told I was unplanned...parents were married on Halloween, 1970...parents divorced on April Fools Day, 1972. Yep...let me complete your thoughts...probably should have been the other way around.

Trauma, family drama to follow.

Sexual Orientation: Gay, have not always been...again, more to come on that.

For years, people have told me that I was a natural born storyteller...they could have possibly just been telling me that I was a raging nutbag and that my life reads like a cheap novel. I have been searching lately for a purpose, something as an outlet for my lunacy. Here it is.

Over the years, I have found myself in situations (good, bad, legal, illegal) that normal "church going folk" would not find themselves in. My purpose is not to inflame religious differences, offend those whose views are different than my own, embarrass anyone...let an old homo ramble for a while, and hope you see yourself in my thoughts/experiences or, at the very least, give you giggle on a suck-ass day.